i am khaleesi
May 2013
17 posts
“i’m so glad i died before my character had the chance to be screwed up”
- Most girls: hair done rly cute every day, lots of makeup, designer clothes, eat salad 2 stay skinny, drive cute cars, like puppies and boys who sing (:
- Me: hair down, no makeup, homemade clothes, ride horses across foreign lands, eat their hearts, burn my enemies, marry a horse lord, my children are dragons. I am the rightful Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. I am the Stormborn and I will take what is mine with fire and blood.
- Tywin: So I heard your grandson fucks other dudes
- Olenna: So I heard your kids fuck each other
- Tywin: ...
April 2013
11 posts
*jon snow travels to outer space*
aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard
robb stark: shows up 20 mins late to harrenhal with starbucks
